5-21-085/21/08, plane ride home5-21-08
Dear Diary,
I really loved the Geat Wall of China! It reminded me of Peter. Not Oscar, though. I saw a blade of grass that reminded me of Oscar.
.....You know those creepy voices you hear inside your head sometimes? Sometimes Ronald McDonald tells me to hurt people... By the way, I think that Ronald is sexier than Peter by a long shot. I just hope Peter never ever reads this! I would feel so violated!
But really, I'm in love with Pete. He's so sexy. I hope the egg roll I bought for him will work as well as his peepee! (I never meant to eat Oscar. I really didn't. ...
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The happiest girl on the face of the earth...totally...100%...In love with him
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"I was suddenly experiencing an overwhelming urge to fart." ~me
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